Onion Believes In the Healing Power of His Charms, and I'm Pretty Sure He's a Genius

Lots and lots of things conspired to make today difficult and heartbreaking, so here's Onion. He thinks he can charm everybody out of their sorrows.

Onion

And he can. He pulls this upside-down head trick that arrests you of your better reason.

Onion

And then he bares his throat like he's saying, "I trust you immensely. Would you please just scratch this bit right there?"

Onion

And then you do, and poof! For a few minutes, the whole world is cuddling this chubby ball of floof and finding all the ways you can make him purr.