My Cats Are Gottdamned Adorable, I'll Tell You What
I’ve left my cats for the weekend, and I’m in a strange bed thinking about them too much like a person who’s cats are their furry children, and THAT IS NOT SAD. I have these beautiful little beings in my life whom I love a whole damn lot, and that’s a good and sweet thing. NOT SAD AT ALL. I mean, just look at Onion and Oskar here. I recently convinced Onion that one of his names is also Puddin’, and it’s gottdamned adorable. Oh, how am I supposed to fall asleep without a cat pinning my legs to the bed? Love is stupid.