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#345: SEVEN LISTS OF SEVEN

I have been tagged by Politiko. What is this with me and these memey things lately?

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die

  • Publish a book of some description
  • Go to Halifax, Nova Scotia
  • Feel satisfied that I have loved the Fiery One to the best of my ability
  • Leave the continent again
  • Inspire someone
  • Finish my university degree
  • Eat something as magical and fantastic as I thought ambrosia would be before I found out what it was actually like

    Seven Things I Can Do

  • Move my second toe individually from all my other toes
  • Keep houseplants alive
  • Knit
  • Grow a very small and sparse goatee
  • Sing tenor and alto
  • Lie well
  • Soak in a bath for two hours without batting an eye

    Seven Things I Can't Do

  • That cool thing where ladies roll quarters up and down their stomachs
  • Darn socks
  • Bake a quiche that doesn't collapse
  • Eat hot and sour soup
  • Hear in my dreams
  • Hammer nails with any degree of speed or accuracy
  • Enjoy the heady smell of lilacs

    Seven Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex
    This one's a bit difficult, because I'm kind of with Tahini Monkey on this, but I'll default to biology today. I am considered biologically female, so here is what attracts me to people who are biologically male. Wait, the things on my list have little or nothing to do with being male or female, so.....
    Seven Things That Attract Me To People

  • Dark hair
  • Nice teeth
  • Intelligence
  • Feet that are tolerable for me to look at
  • Being a reader is absolutely essential
  • Creativity
  • Freckles

    Seven Things I Say Most

  • Shut up
  • It's true
  • Awesome
  • I'm sorry (I'm working on this one)
  • I'll have another
  • Are you busy?
  • I love you

    Seven Celebrity Crushes

  • Jo from "The Facts of Life"
  • Christina Ricci
  • David Bowie
  • Vincent Gallo
  • Sam the Eagle
  • the woman who played Miss Hathaway in Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"
  • Cameron Manheim

    Seven People I Want To Take Curse With This Quiz

  • bluewicked
  • blackbird
  • Deron
  • the Fiery One
  • soul gardening
  • typicalquirk
  • 72hrchikdom