#392: THE WHOLE PLANET CAN BITE MY ASS TODAY
Have I told you why the whole planet can bite my ass today?
We would not have been as affected by it if the last time we drove to and from the tattoo parlour did not also involve a slow chase through the streets until we managed to lose them with a sharp turn into an alley. Since when has it become custom in Cityville to chase down women in their vehicles in broad daylight on highly trafficked streets?!
I don't like entertaining in my house. It makes me feel overwhelmed with my inability to escape. I thought I was fairly clear about the fact that I did not want to have to do a bunch of planning or running around when we could just get together in January, so I resent being put into a position where I have to say NO, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE, BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH THE STRESS.
Have I shown you my friend's belly? Here it is.
Have you heard The Flickr Song yet?
Have you read this poetry before?