#684: MY FACE, TRANSMOGRIFIED

Through Ozma, I found my way to the Face Transformer. I used my usual profile image pictured at the top left of the picture grouping below.

1. The real Schmutzie at approximately three years of age.


2. Manic gerber baby with super long bottom teeth - the better to tear the flesh with.


3. Manga kid Schmutzie after she healed from gruesome forehead burns. She's a brave kid.


4. 50% chimp, which strangely looks to me like a nervous virgin at fifty who can't figure out what's up with her gardenias.


5. Afro-caribbean Schmutzie, zombified and happy to be blessed with those long flesh-tearing teeth.


6. Modigliani-ized Schmutzie is secretly a dirty, dirty girl.