#684: MY FACE, TRANSMOGRIFIED
Through Ozma, I found my way to the Face Transformer. I used my usual profile image pictured at the top left of the picture grouping below.
- The real Schmutzie at approximately three years of age.
- Manic gerber baby with super long bottom teeth - the better to tear the flesh with.
- Manga kid Schmutzie after she healed from gruesome forehead burns. She's a brave kid.
- 50% chimp, which strangely looks to me like a nervous virgin at fifty who can't figure out what's up with her gardenias.
- Afro-caribbean Schmutzie, zombified and happy to be blessed with those long flesh-tearing teeth.
- Modigliani-ized Schmutzie is secretly a dirty, dirty girl.