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#578: WHAT WE SAW ON OUR TRIP TO AND FROM A BRUNCH AT SMITTY'S (ALL THROUGH THE EYE OF MY POLAROID CAMERA, EXCEPT FOR THE HOLLANDAISE MONEY SHOT)

vacant lot
A Vacant Lot That No One Has Loved For Years And Years


downtown sun
What Happens When You Point Your 99-cent Camera
Directly At The Sun


Aidan
This Is The Stupidly Low Angle Of The Sun At Noon
In Late November In Saskatchewan, Which Is Why We
Keep All Our Sharp Objects Hidden Until May


buffalo
A Sculpture Of A Buffalo Impersonating A Hairpiece
Made Out Of Steel Wool


ex-bank
A Restaurant, Which Is Not Even Named The
Northern Bank
, Impersonating A Bank Named The
Northern Bank


lightbulb
What Happens When You Point Your 99-cent Camera
Directly At The Lightbulb Above Your Wretched Pan Of
Hollandaise-smothered Hashbrowns And Sausages


A Smitty's Western Skillet
Yes, This Is The Wretched Pan Of Hollandaise-smothered Hashbrowns And Sausages Beneath The Aforementioned Lightbulb, And I Did Indeed Eat The Whole Thing, Every Last Morsel, And It Was Not Good


he was not smote
Neither He Nor I Were Smote (or is it Smited or
Smitten?) By A Single Angry Creator God When I Took
This Picture, Which Is Good, Because He/She/It Would
Have Had To Take Me With Some Nasty Partially
Digested Instant Hollandaise Sauce

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