I found out last night that I had missed Knuckle Toes' birthday. I am always missing birthdays. It is the Schmutzie way. The fact that I behave this way frequently and that it seems to be in my nature does not excuse my poor social graces, though, so I am hoping that my creative efforts will win me some points.

I spent two hours struggling with Photoshop, a photograph, and an online pop art tutorial in order to create her present. TWO HOURS. I am pretty much convinced that I am Photoshop retarded, which is kind of like being an idiot savant but inverted.

Behold! The fabulous Knuckle Toes!

Knuckletoes lurvs Ra's Al Ghul

Join me in a round of "Happy Birthday", but first, because I would hate to encourage copyright infringement, I must ask you to refrain from singing "Happy Birthday" out loud if you are in a public place and simply imagine the song in your heads. I would hate to have to report any of you to the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers for not paying royalties to Time Warner. Gawd, the horror of it.

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Mm mm mm mm mm Knuckle Toes,
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