5 Things to Which I Will Not Respond, Because I Simply Cannot

  1. Catcalls.
  2. Snark or cruelty delivered to me by strangers.
  3. Verbal or written abuse veiled as "criticism", "playing devil's advocate", or "just trying to define the terms".
  4. My brain's daily insistence that I should be smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol right now. Now? No. How about now? Nope. Surely, NOW must be a good time? NO.
  5. The fashion industry's Fall 2014 pressure to wear fun fur with mixed prints. Also, no. Nope. NO. I HAVE EYES TO TAKE CARE OF.
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