5 Things to Which I Will Not Respond, Because I Simply Cannot
- Snark or cruelty delivered to me by strangers.
- Verbal or written abuse veiled as "criticism", "playing devil's advocate", or "just trying to define the terms".
- My brain's daily insistence that I should be smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol right now. Now? No. How about now? Nope. Surely, NOW must be a good time? NO.
- The fashion industry's Fall 2014 pressure to wear fun fur with mixed prints. Also, no. Nope. NO. I HAVE EYES TO TAKE CARE OF.