Empty one mini box of Corn Pops into a bowl.
Add a mini box of Froot Loops to the bowl.
Out of milk? Don't worry! Mix one part coffee cream with four parts water.
Convince yourself that this is perfectly acceptable.
Voilà! Enjoy your Corn Pops and Froot Loops in watered down coffee cream! You've come a long way, baby, and success tastes
Relate, don't hate.
Still, it feels a bit like Sunday nights did when I was a kid, and I feel the need to watch an old movie from those days like The Cat From Outer Space or The Devil and Max Devlin. There was a deep comfort in plunking myself down in front of the tv in my jammies after a hot bath to watch The Wonderful World of Disney while I dug into a bowl of instant food, whether it was Alphaghettis, sugary cereal, or a bowl of Campbell's soup. It was all warm skin, soft pajamas, and the ease of familiar entertainment. I think that was the greatest decadence I will ever have the privilege to experience.