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49/365: Schmutzie's Butt-zie

There once was a blogger named Schmutzie
who spent a lot of time on her butt-zie.
Eating became inadvisable
when her rear grew so sizable
that her pants would no longer do up-zie.

#365poems at Schmutzie.com

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The above poem is a limerick.

This Is the Face That Brings Me a Morning Coffee

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