I am the worst sort of person, if you are the sort of person who judges people for cutting their own hair.
I know I am that sort of person. One of my favourite insults? That person looks like he/she cuts his/her own hair.
My hypocrisy is naked.
As a change, I left a little more on top than usual. Yes, that is a little more on top than usual.
Also, yes, I did it blind without my glasses, and, yes, I think I missed a patch of hair there on the side with the dye.
I think I look pretty cute, regardless.
On tomorrow's agenda? I'm buying another box of hair dye. Patchy dye jobs cannot be passed off as a justifiable style choice. Even if you feel cute.