Doing My Duty For Gold Doubloons (aka Generously Sharing My Neighbourhood's Dead Bird Population With You)

In my continuing chronicles of local dead fowl, I give you this unfortunate pigeon, which has been lying frozen beside the sidewalk for at least two weeks.



I would apologize for this, but I held out as long as I could, and when I saw that the body wasn't going anywhere, I knew that I must do my duty.

And BAM! Here I go doing my duty again:



There was also a three-week old sandwich that's been frozen to the ground in a nearby parking lot, but I'm not that into food photography.

You can thank me in gold doubloons. I hear they're making a comeback.