PantsWatch.com: When Procrastination Collides With My General Pantslessness

Since I wrote about my conversation with the Regina Police yesterday, people keep asking me if I'm wearing pants, so I took all the inquiries, combined them with my great mastery of procrastination, and gave birth to PantsWatch.com:

PantsWatch.com

So, am I wearing pants? It's not bloody likely.

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