Me at Aiming Low: 7 People I Didn’t Kill On The Bus (Not That I Would Ever Kill People On The Bus)

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"7 People I Didn’t Kill On The Bus (Not That I Would Ever Kill People On The Bus)":
And, in the end, they are all NOT DEAD. Why? Because I am a stellar human being who knows when to hide under a scarf and tweet it out.

Who haven’t you killed on the bus?