I'm Going To Hold A Nap-In. Are You With Me?

me napping

"I'm Going To Hold A Nap-In. Are You With Me?":
We need some continent-wide nap campaign. We need signs and parades and sit-ins and protests. No. We need NAP-INS during which we all go to our state and provincial capitals with our blankies and little nap pillows, lie down on their lawns, and nap away an hour every afternoon until our places of work succumb to our nap pressure. Am I talking about the institutionalization of napping? Yes, I am.