Me at Aiming Low: Peter Pan Gives Children Rashes And Broken Bones. True Story.

"Peter Pan Gives Children Rashes And Broken Bones. True Story.":
...my later incident with the tights and the Irish Spring soap was probably some kind of comedic karmic retribution for convincing Brandon to throw himself repeatedly off the top of his swing set. If I’ve learned anything in this life, it is that the universe has a rather dark sense of humour.