"How To Make Personalized T-shirts For Your Cats, Because It Is Their Favourite Thing":
Look, I know what you're thinking. Haven't I already tortured my three cats enough with the costume ears I made them wear?
The short answer? No, I have not. One of them peed on my boot today in retaliation after I wouldn't let him sleep on a coat that he'd dragged off its hook and down the hall and mashed into a comfy kitty mattress. So, we're going to make cat t-shirts decorated with HP iron-on transfers.