Me at Aiming Low — Life Lesson 4397: Don't Keep A Skinny Mirror Next To Your Refrigerator

me at the fridge

"Life Lesson 4397: Don't Keep A Skinny Mirror Next To Your Refrigerator":
I may have quit smoking and drinking, but a healthy muffin top and a lumpy butt have moved in to take their place.

Shazbot.

Banana!

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