Elan Morgan is a writer and web designer who works from Elan.Works, a designer and editor at GenderAvenger, and a speaker who has spoken across North America. They believe in and work to grow both personal and professional quality, genuine community, and meaningful content online.

Ten Lists I Would Write Had I A Moment To Spare This Week

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  1. Today's top ten life memories listed in ten minutes or less

  2. My cats are the cutiest patootiest, and I'm going to make you look at them a lot. Again.

  3. Things that made me happy-dance down the hallway while singing "If you're awesome and you know it you are Schmutzie" this week, including but not limited to my ability to find a Dove chocolate under the couch and inhale it

  4. Ten songs I would sing to you at the top of my lungs if I still drank in karaoke bars

  5. The seven classes of foot funk: one shoe salesperson's scent experience with the public's feet

  6. Ten things I could eat right now if I didn't mind my arteries just closing up shop and calling it a night

  7. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours: my medicine cabinet as a museum of failed cosmetics experiments

  8. Twenty-five gifts sobriety has given me: a love story

  9. Persistent acne, alligator feet, and other wonders of late-thirties womanhood that no one ever told you about

  10. Things the Palinode does that make me crazy but I wouldn't want to live without

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