Me at Aiming Low: The Act of Cooking Is Not Unlike Masturbation

This is one mean potato.

Check out my latest piece at Aiming Low, "The Act of Cooking Is Not Unlike Masturbation (Unless You’re An Exhibitionist, In Which Case This Metaphor Doesn’t Work At All)":
I've always assumed that my need for privacy while going about my business in the kitchen was a common one, but I'm starting to think that I should work on the stabby aspect of my particular cooking style.

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Fuzzy-Headed Me Pretending To Look Thoughtful