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I HAVE A CUTE BABOO, AND HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HATE ALL-CAPS LIKE MY CAPS LOCK-HATING HOUSEGUEST

I HAVE A GUEST STAYING OVER FOR THE WEEKEND WHO HATES CAPS LOCK.

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HE SAYS THAT HE DOESN'T HATE IT BUT THAT HE JUST HAS NO USE FOR IT. I SAY THAT HE'S JUST NOT YELLING ENOUGH ON THE INTERNET.

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HE TOLD ME THIS TERRIBLE THING ABOUT A NEW KEYBOARD THAT WON'T HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY. OH, THE HUMANITY.

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MY PINKY FINGERS WILL GET MIGHTY TIRED. AND PROBABLY REALLY BEEFY.

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BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT OF THIS WHOLE ENTRY IS TO SHOW OFF CAT TWO OF THREE, ONION.

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PS.  I make a mean potato, and, yes, I think I am very funny.

Grace in Small Things: Sunday Edition #58

I Make A Mean Potato