Elan Morgan is a writer and web designer who works from Elan.Works, a designer and editor at GenderAvenger, and a speaker who has spoken across North America. They believe in and work to grow both personal and professional quality, genuine community, and meaningful content online.

Me at Aiming Low: How To Properly Pack A Suitcase The Schmutzie Way

"How To Properly Pack A Suitcase The Schmutzie Way":
By the time you’re done packing, you will probably have sung approximately twenty-five rounds of Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes, which will make your neighbours think it’s getting just a little What-Ever-Happened-To-Baby-Jane in your house, but screw ‘em.

I Meant To Do Good When I Gave My Cat Laxatives, So Help Me God

Dude's Got A Bad Case Of Poo Foot