Me at Aiming Low — Black: It's Where It's At. Now With More Cake!

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"Black: It's Where It's At. Now With More Cake!":
When black clothing increases wardrobe versatility, can be dyed into an extended lifespan, keeps you from getting arrested, increases your social standing, makes you look slimmer, and gives you an excellent excuse to eat more cake, I can't think of a reason why you would wear anything else unless you're a rich, wasteful, skinny bitch with all the time in the world who hates cake.