My Friday Nights Need An Upgrade

Ever since I got sober, Friday nights suck.

After sitting around looking pensive for a while this evening,

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I thought Screw this!

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Me and beefcake guy might be sober and alone on a Friday night, but so what?

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There's flirting with iPhone apps to be done.

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We can dance in our kitchen.

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We can even enjoy twirling.

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We can insult invisible foes with a Shakespearean thumb bite.

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We can take baths in the dark.

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We can decide to knit new homemade washcloths and WE CAN DECIDE THAT FRIDAY NIGHTS HAVEN'T BECOME THE MOST PATHETIC THING TO HAPPEN 52 TIMES A YEAR.

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What do your Friday nights look like?