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Putting On Pants Is Really Boring, Apparently

Onion's reaction to heavy panting
Because this is a picture of Onion's reaction to panting, which is to bite whatever is near his mouth, I thought it was sideways related to the topic at hand.

Palinode: Whatcha doing?

Schmutzie: I'm taking off my pants...

Palinode: Really? [His face breaks out in a huge grin.]

Schmutzie: ...and I'm putting on some other pants.

Palinode: Oh. [His grin falls.]

Schmutzie: What?

Palinode: Well, it's just that your sentence started out really interesting, and then it ended up being really boring.

Next time I put on pants, I'll try to throw in a little soft shoe or something.

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