It had been about three or four months since I last cut my hair, so I gave it another go this morning, and damn if I didn't put the wrong attachment on the clippers and go just a tad too short. And by a "tad too short" I mean that I cut it into within an inch of its life. And by "within an inch of its life" I mean that I literally cut my hair down to less than an inch long.
So, here it is in all its minimalist glory with not even a stitch of hair dye to downplay the grey.
I'm calling this a happy accident.
You'd better act like you like it, too, because it is also a well-known fact that I don't take criticism of my hair very well.