This picture has nothing to do with this post.
I just like how her arm looks detached and gigantic.
Schmutzie: Remember that guy we used to know who told you that my writing on the internet emasculated you?
Palinode: Yeah. He said something about my letting you write on the internet.
Schmutzie: Letting me?
Palinode: Yeah. I let you keep your weblog.
Schmutzie: Well, thank you for allowing me the privilege.
Palinode: You're welcome.
Schmutzie: What a jerk that guy was. So, do I emasculate you with my weblog writing?
Schmutzie: Does anything I write strip you of your manhood?
Schmutzie: So, my writing doesn't turn you into a eunuch?
Palinode: Well, no, except for that one time.
Schmutzie: Sorry about that.
Palinode: [chuckling] Let me put it this way. You don't so much "emasculate" me as you "completely remove my balls".
Schmutzie: Well, if that's all I'm doing, then...
Palinode: Exactly. What do I need with balls?
Schmutzie: Exactly! As long as you can still urinate on your own, I think we're doing fine.