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My iPhone Boner

The Palinode comes up to Schmutzie and sticks his iPhone down the front of her jeans. No one knows why. The Palinode works in mysterious ways.


my iPhone boner, taken using the Camera Genius iPhone app,
and then run through the Lo-Mob app using the Instant Wide filter


Schmutzie: Ha! Now I have TWO iPhones!

Schmutzie runs across the living room. The Palinode chases after her.

Palinode: Hey! Give me my iPhone back.

Schmutzie: No. Now it's my iPhone boner.

Palinode: Please.

Schmutzie: You gave me an iPhone boner!

Palinode: Please. I want it.

Schmutzie: Really? You want my iPhone boner? [She attempts a seductive hip waggle in between snorts.]

Palinode: Your iPhone boner has my Twitter on it, and I need to check it.

Schmutzie: My iPhone boner has your Twitter on it?

Palinode: Yes.

Schmutzie: I don't even know how to respond to that.

Schmutzie lets the Palinode take his iPhone back.

iPhone boners are only fun when they don't sound like they have a venereal disease.

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