Me at LifeAsAHuman.com: My Dentist Was a Sadist
"My Dentist Was a Sadist":
Truthfully, I would prefer to have no teeth at all. I used to fantasize about being put under and having all of my teeth pulled out and permanent dentures drilled into my jaw. No teeth equals no dentist. This is how great my fear is. I am so afraid of dentists that this sounds like a reasonable solution.