Elan Morgan is a writer and web designer who works from Elan.Works, a designer and editor at GenderAvenger, and a speaker who has spoken across North America. They believe in and work to grow both personal and professional quality, genuine community, and meaningful content online.

Me at LifeAsAHuman.com: My Dentist Was a Sadist

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"My Dentist Was a Sadist":
Truthfully, I would prefer to have no teeth at all. I used to fantasize about being put under and having all of my teeth pulled out and permanent dentures drilled into my jaw. No teeth equals no dentist. This is how great my fear is. I am so afraid of dentists that this sounds like a reasonable solution.

Me at MamaPop — Lady Gaga vs Grace Jones: Who's Original Now?

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