Me: I don't know. Have you tried calling him?
C: I just said "I can't wait to see you. I miss you so much sad face".
Me: Wait. Did you just speak an emoticon?
Me: Did you just say "I miss you so much sad face?"
Me: Were you calling him Sad Face, or did you just speak an emoticon from a text you sent him?
C: Um, maybe?
Me: No, it's hilarious! I think we should do this now. Let's make it a thing. "I just bought the perfect pair of jeans smiley face."
C: Shut up.
Me: "My boyfriend and I just had a fight pointy eyebrows squiggly mouth".
C: No, really. Shut up.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry sad face. I didn't mean to make you mad tongue sticking out.
And yet, somehow, I lived.