Me at MamaPop: Spencer Pratt Tries to Outdo Heidi Montag's Fake Addiction with His Own Fake Addiction

"Spencer Pratt Tries to Outdo Heidi Montag's Fake Addiction with His Own Fake Addiction":

HA HA HA HO HO HO. This Spencer Pratt character is such a card.

Remember how his once-cute wife, Heidi Montag, suddenly came down with an addiction to plastic surgery that expressed itself all in one day? I think Pratt figured that they were on to something with this addiction thing, and, because they need attention to get paid, he decided that he needed to one-up her brand of fake crazy (see: bland, also boring) with an even stupider brand of fake crazy.

Spencer Pratt has decided that he is ADDICTED TO CRYSTALS.