Me at Crazy Cat Lady? I Think Not

"Crazy Cat Lady? I Think Not":

I am okay with some wrinkles. I am fine with the shifting shape of my butt. Even my worsening arm wattle isn’t that alarming. I am more than okay with not being noticed as much as in my younger years, because the attention was generally unwanted anyway. But accepting crazy cat lady-ness? Uh-uh. No way.