The Palinode Said F---s
Palinode: My friend's in a bad way.
Schmutzie: Oh, that's too bad.
Palinode: Yeah, he just can't seem to get it together. [shakes head in concern]
Schmutzie: So, he can't keep his shit together?
Palinode: No. [furrows his brow]
Schmutzie: So, his poop's not in a group?
There is a brief pause. The Palinode's face suddenly brightens, and he breaks out the jazz hands.
Palinode: His feces are in piece-eez!