The Palinode Said F---s

the funny-man

Palinode: My friend's in a bad way.

Schmutzie: Oh, that's too bad.

Palinode: Yeah, he just can't seem to get it together. [shakes head in concern]

Schmutzie: So, he can't keep his shit together?

Palinode: No. [furrows his brow]

Schmutzie: So, his poop's not in a group?

Palinode: Nope.

There is a brief pause. The Palinode's face suddenly brightens, and he breaks out the jazz hands.

Palinode: His feces are in piece-eez!

Aaaaaaand scene.