Reverb 10, Day 23: New Name

Over the month of December, I am taking part in Reverb 10, and the daily prompt for Thursday from Becca Wilcott was this:
New name.
Let's meet again, for the first time. If you could introduce yourself to strangers by another name for just one day, what would it be and why?
Well, this is a weird question, because I spent the first several years of my life trying to convince the world to call me Karen, and I've spent the last seven years introducing myself to strangers as Schmutzie.

I don't like most feminine names, so for the name I would introduce myself as for just one day I'm going to go with Tony. That's right. Tony.

I've known two females named Tony in my life, and they were both hot as hell, so if any of that wicked hotness comes along with the name, I'll take it.

Reverb 10, Day 24: Everything's OK

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