Elan Morgan is a writer and web designer who works from Elan.Works, a designer and editor at GenderAvenger, and a speaker who has spoken across North America. They believe in and work to grow both personal and professional quality, genuine community, and meaningful content online.

Me at Aiming Low: If You’re Not Watching St. Elmo’s Fire While Drinking Coffee In The Bath, Then You’re Doing It Wrong

watching St. Elm's Fire while in the bathtub

Read my latest at Aiming Low – "If You’re Not Watching St. Elmo’s Fire While Drinking Coffee In The Bath, Then You’re Doing It Wrong":
I met [Judd Nelson] once, if ever so briefly. In fact, it was so brief and without the actual exchange of names that I doubt you can call it "meeting" him. He was shooting a movie nearby, and he took to hanging out in the pub I frequented. He spent most of his time there playing this arcade game of golf while these two depressing, bottle-blonde hangers-on in bad brassieres watched. One evening, I had to use the bathroom, but he was blocking my way, so I said "Ahem, excuse me," and he shimmied his butt a little further away, but there still wasn't much room and he wasn't going to make any more for me, so I slid along behind him, and my pelvis rubbed along Judd Nelson's ass really slowly.
My Unser Bunser Wunser's Gonna Get It In The Neck

My Unser Bunser Wunser's Gonna Get It In The Neck

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