Me at Aiming Low: How To Fix A Repulsively Stained Toilet Seat When You’re Too Lazy To Leave The House

Aiming Low has had a bit of a reboot, and I am a part of it!

yes, that's an old toilet seat you're looking at

"How To Fix A Repulsively Stained Toilet Seat When You’re Too Lazy To Leave The House":
We moved into a new apartment a couple of months ago, and one of the first things I noticed was that the toilet seat on our new-to-us toilet was old, worn, cheap, and ugly. My own butt balked at the sight of it.

It was likely once a uniformly white seat, but its outer layer of plastic had softened over the years, becoming pitted and yellowed and unattractive. No matter how much I scrubbed that damn thing, it looked like something you would find abandoned in a backwoods outhouse.
Elan Morganmetablogging