Me at MamaPop: Bridal Sneakers, For When You Want Your Feet to Scream Both Nursing! and Cake!

"Bridal Sneakers, For When You Want Your Feet to Scream Both Nursing! and Cake!":

Here is one of the stupidest and most unnecessary descriptors I have ever heard attributed to sneakers: bridal. BRIDAL SNEAKERS.

The Lovely Bride carries these for when you want your feet to look like a pair of specialized cakes at a party for nurses.