Tuna Pants

"Look what I've got," the Palinode said, holding up three tins of spicy thai tuna.

"Awesome," I said. "I was really craving fish for some reason."

"You want some, then?"


"Well, you'll have to come get it," he said, and he began stuffing all three tins of tuna down the front of his pants.

"I think I'll wait and have some later," I said, laughing.

"Okay, but it will still be here," he said, pointing at his crotch. "This is where we keep out tuna now."