1. Turkey bacon
2. Clipping my fingernails back to a tidy length
3. This trippy 1970s video about protein synthesis
4. The kick ass masthead I created for Citizen of the Month (which I can't show you, because he hasn't updated his website site yet, but when he does, you'll be the first to know)
5. Freshly polished shoes
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.