1. New jeans that don't make my butt look flat, which this flat-butted person likes very much
2. Finding the best bra ever in the entire universe, the Maidenform Women's One Fabulous Fit Smooth Fused T-Back Bra
3. Tan lines, which I have not had in several years
5. Airing the sweat out between my toes in the wind
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.