Over the last five-and-a-half years, I've packed a lot of information about myself into this website's archives, which now hold more than 1,850 entries. The thing is, I don't even know where to find particular pieces of information anymore if I am feeling too lazy to type out a paragraph when someone asks me a question. Type? How can I type when I've got an ass to scratch and a remote control to commandeer?
In order to avoid making sweeping life changes, I've decided to work up an FAQ for this website with your help. I want you to ask things about me and this website that would make good introductory, get-to-know-you questions or that you'd simply like to know the answers to. I know that FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, so we'll just have to pretend that these were asked a bunch of times before today. Or, I know, when you type up a question in the comments, say it twenty times before you publish it. I don't want to make liars out of any of you.
What are my real feelings about head cheese? Who do I secretly blame for Flickr's slow uploading speeds in the evening? How do the mastheads come about here every month? I know. You are right now perched on the edge of your chair, riveted to your screen, waiting to find out if I really can cut a hole in a piece of paper that is big enough for two people to walk through.
Have at it in the comments, people. I'll be FAQing over here.