1. Sometimes it's nice to have days where you don't remember what you've been doing from one moment to the next,
2. and your partner calls you from work to tell you to meet him in a pub,
3. and he uses the words "get hosed",
4. and then you do,
5. and you get to hang out with some pretty keen people while you're at it.
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.