Me at MamaPop: Top 5 Reasons Why Spike TV Can Kiss My Sweet Ass

There are a lot of reasons why I dislike Spike TV, quite aside from the fact that their Ultimate Fighting Championships overtake my favourite karaoke bar too often, but here are my "Top 5 Reasons Why Spike TV Can Kiss My Sweet Ass":

To hearken back to the spirit of our dear, ingenuous Kanye West when faced with great injustice: Spike TV hates all people. Let's take a round out of Spike TV and stop tuning in.