Meet Edwina, The Macrocephalic, Pasties-Wearing, Knocked-Up Crackpot
I am presently working on a website design for a local small business, and the design just will not come together like it did last night in my dream. Of course, in my dream I built the website out of a mix of code, construction paper, and damp coffee grounds, but I swear, I SWEAR, I can do this thing.
While I take a break from the graphics end of the design, which, by the way, keeps suffering from used-car-ad-itus, I'll introduce you to Edwina:
She is kind of low-rent slutty, but that's only because she's a people-pleaser.
Don't pay any attention to how bald she is. She's learned to accept it, and so should you. Also, the eyes? She's on medication for that. She feels muuuch better now.
I wanted to shoot more upskirt photos, but she forgot to put on underwear. She does have a cute little butt crack, though.
Also, she's trying to be a little more ladylike now that she's preggers. That's why she's wearing pasties rather than going topless, which, frankly, she prefers. The pasties will have to do until she can afford a whole shirt.
It's a hard thing to be a lady, though. Edwina thinks it involves too much damn clothing.
And now I am off to wrestle Photoshop into submission. I will overcome!