1. The Palinode's new iPhone
2. Red, metal Swingline staplers
3. Multigrain tortilla chips
4. Chinchillas (the live ones that have not had to suffer the barbarism that is the making of fur coats)
5. The pea drab coffee mug I don't like anyone else to use, even though it does have a slight wobble and the handle is awkward
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