Thus Spake The Palinode

Schmutzie: Let's open a restaurant and make soups with cheezy names like "Jamaican Me Crazy".

Palinode: Yes, and then we could make the less spicy version called "Jamaican Me Okay, I'm Fine Again".

dollar store glasses

Palinode:

This duvet cover is less orange and more of a tangelo colour.

Schmutzie:

Gay much?

Palinode:

You would never say that to

Hervé Villechaize

.

Schmutzie:

You mean that guy who played Tattoo on "

Fantasy Island

"? Why wouldn't I?

Palinode:

He committed suicide. That would be insensitive.

the Palinode

Schmutzie:

Did you know that instead of "cock-a-doodle-doo", roosters say "cocorico" in French?

Palinode:

Yes, I did. Did I ever tell about that French dog I talked to?

Schmutzie:

No.

Palinode:

I said "You were barking", and he said "Non, je suis française. Je dit 'ouah ouah'."