50x365 #332: Zeke

I arrived home to find you sitting naked in my living room

Who's this? I asked my roommate.

Zeke, she said.

Please give me my pants, you pleaded, whining with your hands cupped over your penis.

I don't think so, I said, walking away. Does your girlfriend know you're here?

I am a participant in x365 and Blog 365.

Help! I've Pooped Illegally!

Wah. Wah. Call Me A Wahmbulance.