Kool-Aid: Witness the disturbing, hive-mind feel of children whistling for a drink.
Noxzema Shaving Cream: I can't tell if this woman has an IQ of 40 or if she wants to eat his face later.
McDonalds: Ronald McDonald is introduced as America's hamburger-eating-est clown.
Kinder Surprise: Chockadoobie!
Eastern Airlines/Walt Disney World: Disney characters are cold and distant during one little girl's seeming nightmare.