New Kitten Eats Human Brain

Cat Proximity
(a web comic from xkcd via Lauren)


That Girl: I like my new tan.

Schmutzie: For a fake tan, it's turned out pretty nice.

That Girl: I just don't know about putting all these chemicals on my skin.

Schmutzie: Do you worry about that?

That Girl: [shrugs] I'd probably still use it if it was made of baby seals.

Schmutzie: Which brings us back to my new kitten!

That Girl: [blinks] How does that work?

Schmutzie: Well, you said something about seals, and then I thought about the noises they make, which made me remember how the new kitten sounds when she growls while chewing on her food.

That Girl: [blinks]

Schmutzie: If the other cats come too close, she goes OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM, but like a really growly Cookie Monster.

That Girl: [blinks]

Schmutzie: [growling] OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM.

That Girl: Uh-huh. You're in love with her, aren't you?

Schmutzie: Yeah.

That Girl: I'm just going to go back to my desk now.

Schmutzie: [growling] OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. [inhale] OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM.

That Girl: [audibly sighs as she leaves down the hallway]

Schmutzie: [growling] OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM.