I am swamped with work and readying to leave town for the weekend, so I cannot share pictures and stories with you about the kitten a couple of friends and I kidnapped from a drunken mess who was trying to sell her for beer money the other night, and now we have another kitten.
Have I got your attention?
Isn’t this a little like I am walking out on you in the middle of hot sex?
Sorry about that. Now go watch some very wobbly models.